My Purple Monster

My Purple Monster desperately craved for a bag of poop that they would often put in the bath with him. One might find this to be a weird operation, to my grandpa, but not to the Monster, who felt it would be the most awesome idea. Strangely, a bag of poop being the item selected.

My Purple Monster looked for a hat to put down their trousers. It is considered to be a fairly different idea, to me, but not to the Monster, who considered that the idea was awe-inspring. You wouldnt have imagined, a hat being the chosen thing.

My Purple Monster desperately desired a sword that they liked to try to nail to the wall. It might have been an original proposal, to me and my husband, but not to the Monster, who thinks that it was in fact, awesome. Honestly, a sword having that done to it

My Purple Monster desperately wanted a Harry Potter wand that they would occasionally put down their trousers. It might have been a fairly weird operation, to most, but not to the Monster, who thought it was wonderful. A Harry Potter wand being the thing opted for.

My Purple Monster desperately craved for a can of Dr Pepper that they would occasionally play with. One might find this to be a fairly extraordinary operation, to my grandma, but not to the Monster, who expected that this idea was magnificent. A can of Dr Pepper is the item to choose.

My Purple Monster owned a can of Tango that they liked to try to nail to the wall. This seems to be an original undertaking, to you and me, but not to the Monster, who considered that this idea was awe-inspring. Bizarrely, a can of Tango being the chosen thing.