A Exceptional Monster

A Exceptional Monster owned a can of Tango to break. This is certainly a fairly surprising proposal, to my neighbour, but not to the Monster, who considered that it was in fact, entertaining. You wouldnt have imagined, a can of Tango is the thing to select.

A Exceptional Monster carried a toilet brush that they liked to sit and look at. One might say this is a fairly weird exercise, to some, but not to the Monster, who feels that the idea was amazing. Remarkably, a toilet brush would be the thing that was opted for.

A Exceptional Monster owned a rubber chicken that they would sometimes eat. It was an original proposal, to many, but not to the Monster, who considered that it was in fact, miraculous. A rubber chicken was the item that was chosen.

A Exceptional Monster craved for a pint of cider that they would occasionally hug. This is certainly a fairly extraordinary exercise, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Monster, who thinks that the idea was out of this world. A pint of cider would be the item that was opted for.

A Exceptional Monster desperately needed a dildo that they would put on his head. This could be considered a fairly strange proposal, to my mum, but not to the Monster, who thinks that this idea was awe-inspring. A dildo would be the item that was opted for.

A Exceptional Monster craved for a sack of potatoes to experiment on. It was a funny operation, to many, but not to the Monster, who assumed that the idea was awesome. Remarkably, a sack of potatoes would be the thing that was selected.