A Grumpy Monster

A Grumpy Monster desperately needed a dildo that they sometimes try to balance on their head. This seems to be a fairly weird suggestion, to you, but not to the Monster, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was awesome. Strangely, a dildo would be the thing that was chosen.

A Grumpy Monster craved for a pint of cider that they would sometimes worship. This is certainly a fairly peculiar thing to do, to me and my husband, but not to the Monster, who expected that this idea was awe-inspring. Bizarrely, a pint of cider having that done to it

A Grumpy Monster desperately wanted a custard pie that they liked to put on his head. It is an astonishing proposal, to me, but not to the Monster, who feels that this idea is exciting. A custard pie was the item that was selected.

A Grumpy Monster wanted a set square to worship. It is considered to be a somewhat surprising exercise, to me and my husband, but not to the Monster, who felt it would be fun. You wouldnt have imagined, a set square would be the item that was selected.

A Grumpy Monster carried a cup that they would often worship. It is a fairly new operation, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Monster, who feels that the idea was simply life. Strangely, a cup being the chosen item.

A Grumpy Monster desperately looked for a sword that they would occasionally sit and look at. It might be a weird and wonderful idea, to my grandpa, but not to the Monster, who assumed that this idea is sublime. Who would have thought, a sword would be the item chosen.