Her Crypting Monkey

Her Crypting Monkey desperately needed a CD player that they would often insert somewhere. This seems to be a fairly strange action, to my grandpa, but not to the Monkey, who had decided that this idea is breathtaking. You wouldnt have imagined, a CD player is the thing that was chosen.

Her Crypting Monkey often carried a vibrator that they would often experiment on. It was an unusual thought, to most, but not to the Monkey, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is out of this world. You wouldnt have thought, a vibrator being the item selected.

Her Crypting Monkey needed a computer that they liked to put down their trousers. It might have been a fairly different operation, to some, but not to the Monkey, who thought that the idea was magnificent. Bizarrely, a computer is the thing to opt for.

Her Crypting Monkey wanted a mug that they sometimes try to balance on their head. It is an unusual operation, to me and my children, but not to the Monkey, who assumed that the idea was fun. A mug is the item to select.

Her Crypting Monkey needed a crown to rub on his belly. It would have been a weird and wonderful suggestion, to me and my wife, but not to the Monkey, who thinks it would be awesome. Bizarrely, a crown being the item opted for.

Her Crypting Monkey desperately searched for a spade that they would occasionally cuddle. This seems to be a fairly funny undertaking, to my dad, but not to the Monkey, who had decided it would be sublime. Who would have imagined, a spade being the chosen item.