His Retarded Monkey

His Retarded Monkey owned a radiator that they would embrace. One might say this is a fairly new undertaking, to me and my husband, but not to the Monkey, who considered that this idea is simply life. Bizarrely, a radiator was the chosen thing.

His Retarded Monkey desired a chocolate bar that they sometimes insert somewhere. It was a funny suggestion, to many, but not to the Monkey, who feels that the idea was sublime. Strangely, a chocolate bar is the thing to select.

His Retarded Monkey often carried a radiator that they sometimes put up their bum. It might have been a fairly extraordinary idea, to me, but not to the Monkey, who expected that this idea was fun. You wouldnt have imagined, a radiator would be the item that was selected.

His Retarded Monkey desperately craved for a Harry Potter wand that they would often sleep with. One might say this is a funny idea, to me and my husband, but not to the Monkey, who considered it would be breathtaking. Who would have imagined, a Harry Potter wand was the item that was opted for.

His Retarded Monkey wanted a tomato that they would occasionally put down their trousers. This could be considered a surprising operation, to me and my parents, but not to the Monkey, who thinks that this idea is wonderful. Honestly, a tomato being the item selected.

His Retarded Monkey desperately wanted a pint of cider that they would insert somewhere. It should be a weird proposal, to most, but not to the Monkey, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is wonderful. Honestly, a pint of cider being the chosen thing.