A Naughty Monkey

A Naughty Monkey always kept a can of Tango that they would often hug. It might be a curious suggestion, to me and my wife, but not to the Monkey, who had come to the conclusion it would be fun. You wouldnt have thought, a can of Tango would be the item that was selected.

A Naughty Monkey owned a mug that they would throw. It would have been a weird and wonderful operation, to my neighbour, but not to the Monkey, who had decided that the idea was wonderful. Strangely, a mug was the item that was opted for.

A Naughty Monkey wanted a cheese grater to sleep with. It would have been an exciting approach to life, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Monkey, who thought that this idea is entertaining. Who would have thought, a cheese grater being the item opted for.

A Naughty Monkey carried a radiator that they would sometimes hug. This seems to be a fairly original proposal, to my mum, but not to the Monkey, who assumed that this idea is fun. Who would have thought, a radiator being the chosen item.

A Naughty Monkey craved for a vibrator that they would try to nail to the wall. It was a fairly surprising activity, to me and my wife, but not to the Monkey, who considered that it was in fact, awesome. Bizarrely, a vibrator is the thing to choose.

A Naughty Monkey craved for a painting of a melon that they would often cuddle. It would have been a fairly exciting idea, to many, but not to the Monkey, who feels it would be spectacular. Bizarrely, a painting of a melon was the thing that was chosen.