A Funny Monkey

A Funny Monkey desired a rubber chicken to put down their trousers. This could be considered a somewhat surprising thing to do, to everybody you know, but not to the Monkey, who had decided that this idea is out of this world. Who would have imagined, a rubber chicken was the item that was opted for.

A Funny Monkey often carried a bag of flour that they would sometimes put on his head. It is considered to be a weird thought, to me and my husband, but not to the Monkey, who thinks that the idea was the most awesome idea. Remarkably, a bag of flour being the thing selected.

A Funny Monkey always had with them a magic 8 ball that they would often drop. It might have been an exciting approach to life, to my mum, but not to the Monkey, who felt that the idea was wonderful. A magic 8 ball is the item that was chosen.

A Funny Monkey desired a lava lamp that they liked to sleep with. This might appear to be a somewhat surprising action, to me and my children, but not to the Monkey, who felt that the idea was out of this world. Bizarrely, a lava lamp is the thing to choose.

A Funny Monkey desperately needed a bag of poop that they liked to throw. It is considered to be an original action, to me and my parents, but not to the Monkey, who thinks that this idea is awe-inspring. Who would have thought, a bag of poop is the item to choose.

A Funny Monkey desired a pencil sharpener that they sometimes hug. It should have been a fairly new activity, to most, but not to the Monkey, who thinks that the idea was breathtaking. A pencil sharpener was the item that was opted for.