My Foolish Monkey

My Foolish Monkey carried a bat that they liked to sit and look at. This is certainly a fairly peculiar suggestion, to many, but not to the Monkey, who thought that the idea was spectacular. You wouldnt have thought, a bat being the item selected.

My Foolish Monkey desperately searched for a CD player that they liked to break. This is certainly an extraordinary activity, to me and my wife, but not to the Monkey, who expected that it was in fact, breathtaking. Who would have thought, a CD player of all things.

My Foolish Monkey wanted a radiator to try to balance on their head. This is certainly a new undertaking, to some, but not to the Monkey, who had decided it would be awe-inspring. Remarkably, a radiator being the item selected.

My Foolish Monkey desperately looked for a pint of beer that they would try to balance on their head. It is a fairly funny thought, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Monkey, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was sublime. Honestly, a pint of beer is the item to select.

My Foolish Monkey desperately searched for a bag of flour that they liked to put down their trousers. It was a surprising operation, to my grandma, but not to the Monkey, who had decided that this idea was breathtaking. Remarkably, a bag of flour was the item that was chosen.

My Foolish Monkey always carried a set square that they would often insert somewhere. This might appear to be a new idea, to me and my husband, but not to the Monkey, who felt it was wonderous. Remarkably, a set square would be the item chosen.