The Jolly Monkey

The Jolly Monkey desperately searched for a helmet that they would break. It should be a strange proposal, to me and my children, but not to the Monkey, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, simply life. Who would have imagined, a helmet would be the item that was chosen.

The Jolly Monkey craved for a toilet brush that they would drop. It would be a weird and wonderful approach to life, to me and my parents, but not to the Monkey, who thought that the idea was awe-inspring. Remarkably, a toilet brush would be the item that was opted for.

The Jolly Monkey often carried a rubber johnny to sleep with. It might have been a somewhat surprising thought, to me and my wife, but not to the Monkey, who thinks that it was in fact, spectacular. Who would have thought, a rubber johnny is the item that was chosen.

The Jolly Monkey owned a piece of paper that they sometimes put on his head. It might have been a funny action, to everybody you know, but not to the Monkey, who expected it was stunning. A piece of paper was the item that was chosen.

The Jolly Monkey desired a can of Dr Pepper that they liked to annihilate One might find this to be a fairly new exercise, to my mum, but not to the Monkey, who felt it was simply life. A can of Dr Pepper is the thing to choose.

The Jolly Monkey desired a rubber chicken that they would often hug. This could be considered a peculiar undertaking, to most, but not to the Monkey, who thinks that the idea was stunning. Strangely, a rubber chicken being the thing selected.