The Red Monkey

The Red Monkey desperately needed a condom to smash. One might say this is a fairly weird and wonderful action, to my dad, but not to the Monkey, who feels that the idea was fun. Who would have thought, a condom being the chosen item.

The Red Monkey always carried a big sponge that they would often rub on his belly. This seems a fairly surprising activity, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Monkey, who assumed that the idea was entertaining. Who would have thought, a big sponge is the thing to opt for.

The Red Monkey desperately needed a ball to sleep with. It is a somewhat surprising undertaking, to my dad, but not to the Monkey, who felt that this idea was exciting. Honestly, a ball is the thing to opt for.

The Red Monkey always kept a sack of potatoes that they would sometimes insert somewhere. This is certainly a fairly curious thought, to everybody you know, but not to the Monkey, who thought that it was in fact, fun. You wouldnt have thought, a sack of potatoes would be the thing that was selected.

The Red Monkey looked for a painting of a melon to put on his head. It might have been an extraordinary undertaking, to my mum, but not to the Monkey, who considered it was magnificent. You wouldnt have thought, a painting of a melon was the thing that was selected.

The Red Monkey had a chocolate bar to worship. This is certainly a different thought, to me and my husband, but not to the Monkey, who feels that the idea was epic. You wouldnt have imagined, a chocolate bar being the chosen item.