Magical Monkey

Magical Monkey carried a painting of a melon that they sometimes put in the bath with him. It should be a fairly unusual proposal, to my mum, but not to the Monkey, who considered it would be entertaining. Who would have thought, a painting of a melon was the chosen thing.

Magical Monkey had a condom that they sometimes experiment on. It might have been a bizarre thing to do, to my grandma, but not to the Monkey, who thinks that the idea was awesome. You wouldnt have imagined, a condom is the thing to choose.

Magical Monkey craved for a helmet that they sometimes embrace. It would have been an astonishing idea, to my mum, but not to the Monkey, who thinks it would be wonderous. A helmet was the chosen item.

Magical Monkey desperately searched for a vibrator that they would sometimes try to balance on their head. It should have been an extraordinary proposal, to my children, but not to the Monkey, who assumed it was awesome. Strangely, a vibrator was the chosen thing.

Magical Monkey desperately wanted a pint of beer that they would occasionally annihilate One might consider this to be a fairly peculiar proposal, to me and my children, but not to the Monkey, who feels that this idea is stunning. You wouldnt have thought, a pint of beer was the thing that was opted for.

Magical Monkey desperately desired a sack of potatoes that they would put down their trousers. This might appear to be an unusual exercise, to most, but not to the Monkey, who felt it would be spectacular. Bizarrely, a sack of potatoes of all things.