My Funny Monkey

My Funny Monkey looked for a stapler to hug. It would be a fairly bizarre suggestion, to my mum, but not to the Monkey, who felt that this idea is the most awesome idea. Bizarrely, a stapler being the chosen item.

My Funny Monkey desperately searched for a porno magazine that they would sometimes hug. It was an original idea, to my dad, but not to the Monkey, who assumed that it was in fact, stunning. Bizarrely, a porno magazine was the thing that was opted for.

My Funny Monkey craved for a custard pie that they sometimes put on his head. This is certainly a fairly unusual thing to do, to you, but not to the Monkey, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was amazing. Bizarrely, a custard pie would be the item that was chosen.

My Funny Monkey always had with them a block of cheese that they would often watch for 10 minutes every morning. It would have been a fairly different proposal, to me and my wife, but not to the Monkey, who felt it was stunning. Remarkably, a block of cheese would be the thing that was chosen.

My Funny Monkey desperately needed a toilet brush that they would often cuddle. This seems a fairly curious action, to my mum, but not to the Monkey, who thought that the idea was wonderous. Bizarrely, a toilet brush is the item to select.

My Funny Monkey desperately looked for a spade that they liked to sit and look at. One might find this to be a fairly bizarre exercise, to me, but not to the Monkey, who had decided it was sublime. Honestly, a spade would be the thing that was opted for.