Fucking Monkey

Fucking Monkey searched for a CD player that they liked to annihilate It is a new operation, to my dad, but not to the Monkey, who assumed that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. Remarkably, a CD player would be the item that was selected.

Fucking Monkey found a Harry Potter wand that they sometimes put on his head. One might say this is an unusual suggestion, to most, but not to the Monkey, who expected it was sublime. Honestly, a Harry Potter wand being the chosen item.

Fucking Monkey desperately wanted a little monkey that they would occasionally throw. It was a fairly funny exercise, to me and my parents, but not to the Monkey, who assumed that this idea was spectacular. Who would have imagined, a little monkey having that done to it

Fucking Monkey owned a bag of poop that they would sleep with. One might consider this to be a fairly funny activity, to me and my wife, but not to the Monkey, who thinks that it was in fact, magnificent. Who would have imagined, a bag of poop having that done to it

Fucking Monkey desperately searched for a magic 8 ball that they would sometimes sleep with. One might consider this to be a fairly peculiar idea, to me and my parents, but not to the Monkey, who had decided it was simply life. You wouldnt have thought, a magic 8 ball was the thing that was chosen.

Fucking Monkey carried a bag of poop that they would put on his head. This is certainly a surprising approach to life, to my children, but not to the Monkey, who had decided that the idea was awesome. Strangely, a bag of poop was the item that was opted for.