A Depressed Monkey

A Depressed Monkey carried a porno magazine to eat. One might consider this to be a fairly weird and wonderful suggestion, to you and me, but not to the Monkey, who felt that this idea is epic. Who would have thought, a porno magazine being the item opted for.

A Depressed Monkey desired a rubber johnny to eat. One might say this is a fairly astonishing action, to you and me, but not to the Monkey, who thought that this idea was breathtaking. A rubber johnny was the thing that was chosen.

A Depressed Monkey wanted a sack of potatoes that they would occasionally embrace. It is considered to be a fairly weird operation, to me and my parents, but not to the Monkey, who feels that this idea is awesome. You wouldnt have imagined, a sack of potatoes was the thing that was opted for.

A Depressed Monkey desired a set square to share. It might have been a fairly unusual idea, to me, but not to the Monkey, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, wonderful. A set square was the item that was chosen.

A Depressed Monkey desperately desired a Harry Potter wand that they would often drop. It is considered to be a curious exercise, to everybody you know, but not to the Monkey, who assumed that it was in fact, amazing. Bizarrely, a Harry Potter wand was the chosen thing.

A Depressed Monkey desperately searched for a rubber johnny that they sometimes embrace. It was a fairly different thing to do, to my dad, but not to the Monkey, who had decided it would be wonderous. You wouldnt have imagined, a rubber johnny is the item to opt for.