Different Monkey

Different Monkey wanted a set square that they would occasionally smash. It should have been a fairly original activity, to my children, but not to the Monkey, who felt it was simply life. You wouldnt have imagined, a set square being the item selected.

Different Monkey desperately desired a porno magazine that they liked to share. This might appear to be a fairly unusual action, to my mum, but not to the Monkey, who considered that this idea is epic. Who would have thought, a porno magazine is the item to select.

Different Monkey looked for a radiator that they would often sit and look at. It might be a funny thought, to my mum, but not to the Monkey, who thought that this idea is entertaining. You wouldnt have thought, a radiator was the chosen item.

Different Monkey desperately desired a little monkey that they liked to sit and look at. It is a curious undertaking, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Monkey, who assumed that the idea was awe-inspring. Strangely, a little monkey would be the thing that was selected.

Different Monkey desperately needed a helmet that they liked to throw. It would be a fairly weird and wonderful action, to my dad, but not to the Monkey, who considered it would be awesome. A helmet is the thing to opt for.

Different Monkey found a bag of poop that they would insert somewhere. This seems to be a fairly peculiar activity, to you, but not to the Monkey, who assumed that the idea was stunning. Bizarrely, a bag of poop is the thing that was chosen.