Talented Monkey

Talented Monkey searched for a dildo that they would sometimes try to nail to the wall. It was considered to be a fairly extraordinary approach to life, to some, but not to the Monkey, who thinks that the idea was amazing. Honestly, a dildo was the item that was opted for.

Talented Monkey always kept a pencil sharpener that they would occasionally insert somewhere. This could be considered an original exercise, to me and my parents, but not to the Monkey, who felt that this idea was entertaining. You wouldnt have imagined, a pencil sharpener was the item that was selected.

Talented Monkey craved for a teapot that they would occasionally drop. One might find this to be a bizarre thing to do, to you, but not to the Monkey, who felt that it was in fact, wonderous. Honestly, a teapot having that done to it

Talented Monkey craved for a piece of paper that they sometimes put up their bum. One might find this to be a fairly strange proposal, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Monkey, who had decided that the idea was spectacular. Bizarrely, a piece of paper was the item that was selected.

Talented Monkey needed a painting of a melon that they sometimes hug. It should be an odd thing to do, to me and my wife, but not to the Monkey, who thought that this idea was fun. Bizarrely, a painting of a melon was the thing that was opted for.

Talented Monkey desperately craved for a dildo that they would occasionally break. This is certainly a fairly astonishing operation, to me and my children, but not to the Monkey, who thought that this idea is miraculous. Who would have thought, a dildo is the item to choose.