His Grumpy Monkey

His Grumpy Monkey found a wig that they would put on his head. This might appear to be a fairly funny thought, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Monkey, who had decided that it was in fact, stunning. Who would have thought, a wig would be the thing that was opted for.

His Grumpy Monkey wanted a spade that they would sometimes hug. This seems a funny thought, to you and me, but not to the Monkey, who expected it would be sublime. A spade would be the item that was selected.

His Grumpy Monkey found a magic 8 ball that they would occasionally annihilate One might say this is a fairly surprising thought, to my dad, but not to the Monkey, who felt that the idea was spectacular. Remarkably, a magic 8 ball was the chosen item.

His Grumpy Monkey desperately desired a sack of potatoes that they liked to demolish. This seems to be a funny operation, to everybody you know, but not to the Monkey, who expected that it was in fact, out of this world. Remarkably, a sack of potatoes would be the thing that was chosen.

His Grumpy Monkey needed a Harry Potter wand that they sometimes worship. This seems to be an exciting thing to do, to some, but not to the Monkey, who felt that this idea is spectacular. You wouldnt have thought, a Harry Potter wand being the item opted for.

His Grumpy Monkey desperately wanted a can of coke that they would sometimes eat. It would have been a weird suggestion, to most, but not to the Monkey, who considered that this idea was wonderous. Bizarrely, a can of coke of all things.