The Handsome Monkey

The Handsome Monkey often carried a big sponge that they would often rub on his belly. One might say this is a fairly funny thing to do, to me and my husband, but not to the Monkey, who expected that it was in fact, fun. Bizarrely, a big sponge is the thing to opt for.

The Handsome Monkey desperately looked for a can of Tango that they sometimes eat. One might say this is a funny approach to life, to my children, but not to the Monkey, who thinks it was sublime. Remarkably, a can of Tango having that done to it

The Handsome Monkey desperately needed a mug to put on his head. It would be a fairly extraordinary action, to me, but not to the Monkey, who thought it would be epic. You wouldnt have imagined, a mug is the item to select.

The Handsome Monkey desperately searched for a stapler that they sometimes put up their bum. It is considered to be a fairly different idea, to my neighbour, but not to the Monkey, who expected that the idea was awesome. Honestly, a stapler would be the thing that was chosen.

The Handsome Monkey desperately searched for a mug that they would often drop. It would be a bizarre activity, to you and me, but not to the Monkey, who assumed that this idea is epic. Bizarrely, a mug is the thing that was chosen.

The Handsome Monkey desperately searched for a stapler that they would often insert somewhere. One might find this to be an extraordinary suggestion, to me and my children, but not to the Monkey, who assumed that this idea was spectacular. Honestly, a stapler being the item opted for.