The Grumpy Monkey

The Grumpy Monkey desired a big sponge that they would often rub on his belly. It is considered to be a fairly new exercise, to my mum, but not to the Monkey, who had come to the conclusion it was epic. A big sponge was the chosen item.

The Grumpy Monkey wanted a dildo that they liked to share. It might be a different thought, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Monkey, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was spectacular. A dildo is the item to opt for.

The Grumpy Monkey always had with them a bottle of coke that they would occasionally break. This is certainly a fairly surprising suggestion, to my dad, but not to the Monkey, who felt that the idea was awesome. Who would have imagined, a bottle of coke was the thing that was chosen.

The Grumpy Monkey looked for a rubber johnny that they liked to demolish. It should be an extraordinary approach to life, to some, but not to the Monkey, who had decided that this idea is amazing. You wouldnt have imagined, a rubber johnny would be the thing that was opted for.

The Grumpy Monkey had a sword that they would sometimes insert somewhere. This is certainly a different thing to do, to my grandpa, but not to the Monkey, who expected that the idea was the most awesome idea. Honestly, a sword is the thing to opt for.

The Grumpy Monkey needed a vibrator that they would occasionally experiment on. One might consider this to be a fairly different proposal, to my neighbour, but not to the Monkey, who assumed it was amazing. Honestly, a vibrator is the item to select.