Their Boring Monkey

Their Boring Monkey carried a porno magazine that they would hug. It is a weird and wonderful exercise, to you, but not to the Monkey, who had decided that the idea was out of this world. Remarkably, a porno magazine is the thing that was chosen.

Their Boring Monkey desperately wanted a bottle of wine that they sometimes sleep with. This might appear to be an astonishing thought, to some, but not to the Monkey, who had decided that this idea was exciting. You wouldnt have thought, a bottle of wine is the thing to choose.

Their Boring Monkey carried a hat that they liked to try to nail to the wall. It was considered to be a peculiar undertaking, to me and my husband, but not to the Monkey, who thought it would be epic. You wouldnt have imagined, a hat being the chosen thing.

Their Boring Monkey always kept a little monkey that they would experiment on. One might say this is an extraordinary activity, to my grandma, but not to the Monkey, who thought that the idea was epic. You wouldnt have imagined, a little monkey was the thing that was chosen.

Their Boring Monkey always had with them a toilet brush that they would smash. It might be a fairly bizarre idea, to you, but not to the Monkey, who thinks it was the most awesome idea. Bizarrely, a toilet brush would be the thing that was selected.

Their Boring Monkey had a cup that they liked to watch for 10 minutes every morning. One might say this is an odd exercise, to my mum, but not to the Monkey, who had decided that this idea is exciting. A cup being the thing opted for.