Her Exciting Martian

Her Exciting Martian needed a pint of beer that they would sometimes share. It might have been an odd exercise, to me and my children, but not to the Martian, who thinks that it was in fact, epic. Bizarrely, a pint of beer being the chosen thing.

Her Exciting Martian desperately looked for a Harry Potter wand that they sometimes eat. It is a weird and wonderful thought, to you and me, but not to the Martian, who expected that this idea is epic. Honestly, a Harry Potter wand was the thing that was selected.

Her Exciting Martian desperately desired a CD player that they would often drop. This might appear to be a somewhat surprising idea, to you, but not to the Martian, who thought that the idea was epic. You wouldnt have imagined, a CD player was the thing that was opted for.

Her Exciting Martian often carried a rubber chicken that they sometimes put up their bum. This might appear to be a fairly exciting proposal, to my dad, but not to the Martian, who expected that this idea was stunning. A rubber chicken would be the item that was selected.

Her Exciting Martian desperately desired a bag of poop that they liked to drop. This seems an original undertaking, to me, but not to the Martian, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was entertaining. Who would have imagined, a bag of poop is the thing to select.

Her Exciting Martian owned a pencil sharpener that they would throw. It should be a fairly weird and wonderful approach to life, to my grandma, but not to the Martian, who assumed that the idea was epic. Who would have imagined, a pencil sharpener is the thing to opt for.