Her Stupid Martian

Her Stupid Martian desperately looked for a computer that they would occasionally embrace. This seems to be a peculiar operation, to you, but not to the Martian, who had decided it was fun. You wouldnt have imagined, a computer being the thing opted for.

Her Stupid Martian searched for a pint of cider that they liked to put down their trousers. It would be a curious suggestion, to me and my children, but not to the Martian, who felt it would be breathtaking. Honestly, a pint of cider would be the item that was chosen.

Her Stupid Martian desperately looked for a big sponge that they would drop. One might consider this to be a somewhat surprising action, to my dad, but not to the Martian, who expected that this idea is entertaining. Bizarrely, a big sponge would be the item chosen.

Her Stupid Martian carried a CD player that they would sometimes eat. This could be considered an exciting thing to do, to many, but not to the Martian, who thinks it would be epic. You wouldnt have imagined, a CD player was the item that was opted for.

Her Stupid Martian desired a toilet brush that they would occasionally break. This is certainly a fairly bizarre action, to you, but not to the Martian, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was out of this world. Remarkably, a toilet brush was the item that was chosen.

Her Stupid Martian craved for a toilet brush that they would often rub on his belly. This could be considered a fairly surprising undertaking, to most, but not to the Martian, who considered that this idea is sublime. Bizarrely, a toilet brush would be the thing that was opted for.