The Orange Martian

The Orange Martian always kept a stapler that they would worship. It is considered to be a surprising operation, to many, but not to the Martian, who expected that it was in fact, simply life. Bizarrely, a stapler being the thing selected.

The Orange Martian always kept a CD player that they would sometimes drop. It should have been a fairly strange undertaking, to me, but not to the Martian, who thinks that this idea was magnificent. You wouldnt have thought, a CD player would be the item that was opted for.

The Orange Martian searched for a computer to try to balance on their head. It is considered to be an original suggestion, to my grandpa, but not to the Martian, who assumed that this idea was sublime. Strangely, a computer is the thing that was chosen.

The Orange Martian desperately needed a Harry Potter wand that they would often sit and look at. It might be a peculiar operation, to my dad, but not to the Martian, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, epic. A Harry Potter wand is the item to select.

The Orange Martian always had with them a bottle of wine that they liked to embrace. It should be a fairly odd action, to some, but not to the Martian, who considered that it was in fact, exciting. Honestly, a bottle of wine is the thing to select.

The Orange Martian owned a rubber johnny that they would sometimes play with. One might consider this to be a strange suggestion, to many, but not to the Martian, who assumed that this idea is breathtaking. Who would have imagined, a rubber johnny being the item selected.