The Crypting Martian

The Crypting Martian desperately needed a pencil sharpener that they sometimes try to balance on their head. This is certainly a fairly weird action, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Martian, who felt it was awesome. Who would have imagined, a pencil sharpener was the chosen item.

The Crypting Martian always carried a bottle of wine to put on his head. It would have been a different proposal, to my mum, but not to the Martian, who thinks that it was in fact, miraculous. A bottle of wine was the item that was chosen.

The Crypting Martian always kept a stapler that they liked to demolish. This is certainly an exciting proposal, to me, but not to the Martian, who expected it would be awesome. Bizarrely, a stapler being the thing selected.

The Crypting Martian needed a rubber johnny that they would often put on his head. It should have been a fairly bizarre thing to do, to my grandma, but not to the Martian, who expected that this idea is breathtaking. Who would have thought, a rubber johnny would be the chosen thing.

The Crypting Martian searched for a bottle of beer that they would cuddle. It might be a fairly funny thought, to my neighbour, but not to the Martian, who thought it was out of this world. Honestly, a bottle of beer was the item that was chosen.

The Crypting Martian always had with them a helmet to put up their bum. It is considered to be a peculiar thing to do, to me and my wife, but not to the Martian, who assumed that this idea was out of this world. You wouldnt have thought, a helmet is the thing to choose.