A Bewildered Martian

A Bewildered Martian always carried a can of Tango to share. One might find this to be an original thought, to my neighbour, but not to the Martian, who assumed that the idea was amazing. You wouldnt have imagined, a can of Tango would be the item that was selected.

A Bewildered Martian desired a sack of potatoes that they liked to experiment on. This could be considered a fairly different action, to many, but not to the Martian, who felt that this idea was awesome. Strangely, a sack of potatoes is the item to choose.

A Bewildered Martian wanted a toilet brush to put up their bum. It might be a fairly original activity, to most, but not to the Martian, who felt that this idea was spectacular. You wouldnt have imagined, a toilet brush being the thing opted for.

A Bewildered Martian desperately needed a hat that they would often try to nail to the wall. It was considered to be a fairly weird suggestion, to many, but not to the Martian, who feels that this idea was simply life. Honestly, a hat would be the item chosen.

A Bewildered Martian desired a pint of cider that they sometimes insert somewhere. This seems an original exercise, to everybody you know, but not to the Martian, who thinks it would be entertaining. Who would have thought, a pint of cider was the thing that was selected.

A Bewildered Martian always had with them a bat that they would often hug. This is certainly an exciting proposal, to me, but not to the Martian, who had decided it was awe-inspring. Honestly, a bat would be the chosen thing.