The Chinese Martian

The Chinese Martian craved for a computer that they sometimes smash. This could be considered a different suggestion, to my children, but not to the Martian, who expected that it was in fact, miraculous. You wouldnt have imagined, a computer would be the chosen thing.

The Chinese Martian always had with them a set of lego that they would occasionally drop. It would be an original suggestion, to me and my wife, but not to the Martian, who had decided it would be awesome. You wouldnt have imagined, a set of lego was the item that was selected.

The Chinese Martian often carried a rubber johnny that they would occasionally eat. It might be a fairly peculiar approach to life, to my mum, but not to the Martian, who assumed that this idea is awe-inspring. Who would have imagined, a rubber johnny would be the item that was opted for.

The Chinese Martian needed a wig that they liked to watch for 10 minutes every morning. This seems to be a fairly weird and wonderful activity, to me and my children, but not to the Martian, who had decided that this idea was awesome. Strangely, a wig was the thing that was selected.

The Chinese Martian needed a can of Tango that they liked to eat. It was an original operation, to me and my wife, but not to the Martian, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was entertaining. Honestly, a can of Tango was the item that was chosen.

The Chinese Martian had a pint of beer that they would often play with. It was considered to be a funny idea, to you and me, but not to the Martian, who expected that it was in fact, exciting. Remarkably, a pint of beer would be the chosen thing.