The Jolly Martian

The Jolly Martian desperately needed a cheese grater to share. It is a peculiar idea, to my mum, but not to the Martian, who considered that the idea was epic. Who would have imagined, a cheese grater was the item that was chosen.

The Jolly Martian desperately desired a block of cheese that they would often try to balance on their head. It was a fairly peculiar operation, to most, but not to the Martian, who thought that this idea is fun. Strangely, a block of cheese is the item to opt for.

The Jolly Martian desperately searched for a bag of poop that they would occasionally embrace. This is certainly a somewhat surprising action, to me, but not to the Martian, who thinks that it was in fact, sublime. Bizarrely, a bag of poop is the thing to select.

The Jolly Martian desperately desired a pen that they liked to smash. It should be a surprising action, to me and my wife, but not to the Martian, who thought that the idea was awe-inspring. Who would have imagined, a pen is the item to select.

The Jolly Martian desperately looked for a teapot that they liked to annihilate It is a weird undertaking, to my neighbour, but not to the Martian, who thinks it would be entertaining. A teapot was the thing that was selected.

The Jolly Martian needed a crown that they liked to play with. It would have been a fairly extraordinary proposal, to my grandpa, but not to the Martian, who had decided that the idea was amazing. You wouldnt have thought, a crown was the item that was opted for.