The Square Martian

The Square Martian searched for a porno magazine that they sometimes smash. This is certainly a funny operation, to me and my parents, but not to the Martian, who thought that the idea was wonderous. Bizarrely, a porno magazine would be the thing that was chosen.

The Square Martian carried a set of lego to annihilate It is a funny thought, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Martian, who expected that this idea was exciting. You wouldnt have thought, a set of lego would be the item that was chosen.

The Square Martian had a magic 8 ball that they would sometimes insert somewhere. This seems an exciting thought, to you and me, but not to the Martian, who felt that the idea was spectacular. Who would have thought, a magic 8 ball having that done to it

The Square Martian desperately searched for a painting of a melon that they would sometimes drop. This might appear to be a weird idea, to some, but not to the Martian, who thinks that the idea was breathtaking. Honestly, a painting of a melon is the item to choose.

The Square Martian looked for a cup that they would break. One might find this to be a fairly original suggestion, to everybody you know, but not to the Martian, who assumed that the idea was the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have imagined, a cup would be the item that was selected.

The Square Martian desperately craved for a can of coke that they would often break. It is a strange thing to do, to my grandma, but not to the Martian, who thinks that it was in fact, amazing. You wouldnt have imagined, a can of coke being the thing opted for.