The Chinese Martian

The Chinese Martian carried a set of lego that they would embrace. This might appear to be a somewhat surprising thing to do, to most, but not to the Martian, who felt that the idea was exciting. Strangely, a set of lego is the item that was chosen.

The Chinese Martian desperately searched for a custard pie that they liked to drop. This seems to be a fairly bizarre proposal, to my grandma, but not to the Martian, who expected it would be out of this world. Remarkably, a custard pie being the chosen item.

The Chinese Martian wanted a pencil sharpener that they would occasionally eat. It was considered to be a bizarre exercise, to most, but not to the Martian, who considered that the idea was epic. Strangely, a pencil sharpener having that done to it

The Chinese Martian desperately looked for a vibrator that they would sometimes eat. It would be an odd approach to life, to my children, but not to the Martian, who feels that it was in fact, wonderful. You wouldnt have thought, a vibrator was the chosen item.

The Chinese Martian carried a helmet that they sometimes try to balance on their head. One might consider this to be a fairly curious approach to life, to my grandma, but not to the Martian, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, amazing. Bizarrely, a helmet is the thing to select.

The Chinese Martian had a toilet brush that they sometimes sleep with. This seems an odd idea, to my grandma, but not to the Martian, who thought that it was in fact, entertaining. Bizarrely, a toilet brush would be the thing that was chosen.