The Talented Martian

The Talented Martian always had with them a big sponge that they would often put on his head. This might appear to be a fairly funny undertaking, to you and me, but not to the Martian, who had decided it was exciting. Honestly, a big sponge is the item to choose.

The Talented Martian desperately wanted a radiator that they would worship. This is certainly a bizarre thought, to many, but not to the Martian, who assumed that this idea was entertaining. Who would have imagined, a radiator would be the item chosen.

The Talented Martian owned a Harry Potter wand that they would often rub on his belly. It was considered to be a surprising thought, to me and my husband, but not to the Martian, who assumed that it was in fact, spectacular. Bizarrely, a Harry Potter wand having that done to it

The Talented Martian found a can of coke that they would sometimes put in the bath with him. This might appear to be a surprising thing to do, to many, but not to the Martian, who felt that this idea was exciting. Strangely, a can of coke was the item that was chosen.

The Talented Martian looked for a condom that they would often put down their trousers. It is considered to be a bizarre approach to life, to many, but not to the Martian, who had decided that this idea was amazing. Who would have imagined, a condom is the thing to select.

The Talented Martian often carried a vibrator that they liked to sleep with. It was an extraordinary operation, to me and my husband, but not to the Martian, who considered that the idea was exciting. You wouldnt have thought, a vibrator being the chosen thing.