His Red Martian

His Red Martian owned a radiator that they liked to worship. It was considered to be an odd operation, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Martian, who thinks that the idea was entertaining. Honestly, a radiator is the thing that was chosen.

His Red Martian always kept a bag of flour that they would sometimes insert somewhere. This seems a new thought, to many, but not to the Martian, who assumed that this idea is exciting. A bag of flour being the item opted for.

His Red Martian desperately wanted a condom that they liked to annihilate This could be considered a new undertaking, to me and my parents, but not to the Martian, who thought that it was in fact, exciting. You wouldnt have imagined, a condom was the item that was chosen.

His Red Martian searched for a chocolate bar that they sometimes sleep with. One might find this to be a fairly different action, to most, but not to the Martian, who thought that the idea was amazing. Remarkably, a chocolate bar would be the thing that was chosen.

His Red Martian always carried a sack of potatoes to eat. It is considered to be an astonishing approach to life, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Martian, who had decided that the idea was entertaining. Remarkably, a sack of potatoes is the thing to select.

His Red Martian had a bag of poop that they liked to experiment on. This might appear to be a strange operation, to some, but not to the Martian, who thought it would be the most awesome idea. Who would have thought, a bag of poop was the chosen thing.