The Tired Martian

The Tired Martian always carried a sponge that they would demolish. This seems to be an exciting undertaking, to me, but not to the Martian, who considered it would be out of this world. Honestly, a sponge being the thing selected.

The Tired Martian always had with them a stapler that they would sometimes share. One might say this is a fairly different suggestion, to many, but not to the Martian, who feels it would be stunning. Strangely, a stapler of all things.

The Tired Martian wanted a pint of beer to sleep with. It is a fairly extraordinary idea, to you, but not to the Martian, who expected that the idea was wonderous. Strangely, a pint of beer would be the item chosen.

The Tired Martian desperately looked for a ball that they liked to drop. One might find this to be a fairly unusual activity, to most, but not to the Martian, who feels that this idea is epic. Honestly, a ball would be the item chosen.

The Tired Martian desperately searched for a set square that they would occasionally annihilate This seems to be a strange thing to do, to you and me, but not to the Martian, who feels that the idea was spectacular. Bizarrely, a set square would be the item that was selected.

The Tired Martian wanted a block of cheese that they would put on his head. It should have been a fairly unusual activity, to my neighbour, but not to the Martian, who had decided that the idea was amazing. Bizarrely, a block of cheese was the item that was opted for.