The Unusual Martian

The Unusual Martian desperately craved for a cheese grater that they would often sleep with. It is considered to be a new thought, to my neighbour, but not to the Martian, who feels that the idea was stunning. You wouldnt have thought, a cheese grater would be the thing that was opted for.

The Unusual Martian needed a pint of beer that they liked to try to balance on their head. It might have been an original exercise, to me and my children, but not to the Martian, who felt that this idea was stunning. Who would have thought, a pint of beer was the item that was opted for.

The Unusual Martian desperately craved for a chocolate bar that they sometimes share. It should be an unusual activity, to my grandma, but not to the Martian, who had decided that the idea was miraculous. A chocolate bar having that done to it

The Unusual Martian wanted a cheese grater that they would often cuddle. This seems a fairly original idea, to my children, but not to the Martian, who had come to the conclusion it was miraculous. Who would have imagined, a cheese grater is the item to opt for.

The Unusual Martian always carried a rubber chicken to hug. This might appear to be a fairly exciting proposal, to me and my husband, but not to the Martian, who had decided that this idea was the most awesome idea. Honestly, a rubber chicken was the item that was opted for.

The Unusual Martian desperately searched for a bag of poop that they would sometimes sit and look at. This is certainly a fairly strange approach to life, to my mum, but not to the Martian, who expected that it was in fact, wonderful. Honestly, a bag of poop being the thing selected.