A Retarded Martian

A Retarded Martian desperately craved for a ball to sit and look at. This could be considered a bizarre action, to everybody you know, but not to the Martian, who feels that this idea is the most awesome idea. Strangely, a ball was the item that was selected.

A Retarded Martian desperately looked for a bottle of wine that they liked to worship. It might have been a curious action, to most, but not to the Martian, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was simply life. Honestly, a bottle of wine was the item that was opted for.

A Retarded Martian desperately needed a set of lego that they would rub on his belly. It was a fairly strange undertaking, to my children, but not to the Martian, who feels that the idea was entertaining. You wouldnt have imagined, a set of lego is the item to select.

A Retarded Martian had a radiator that they sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. It would be a somewhat surprising thought, to some, but not to the Martian, who considered that this idea is simply life. Who would have thought, a radiator is the thing to select.

A Retarded Martian always carried a helmet that they sometimes drop. One might say this is a surprising suggestion, to my dad, but not to the Martian, who feels that the idea was wonderous. You wouldnt have imagined, a helmet having that done to it

A Retarded Martian always had with them a little monkey to cuddle. It was considered to be a funny operation, to my grandma, but not to the Martian, who thought it was the most awesome idea. Who would have thought, a little monkey is the item to opt for.