My Bum Loving Martian

My Bum Loving Martian had a sword that they liked to throw. This might appear to be a curious thing to do, to everybody you know, but not to the Martian, who expected it was awesome. Strangely, a sword of all things.

My Bum Loving Martian often carried a wig that they would sometimes insert somewhere. One might consider this to be a fairly new undertaking, to me and my children, but not to the Martian, who feels it would be miraculous. A wig was the item that was chosen.

My Bum Loving Martian always had with them a teapot that they liked to break. It was considered to be a weird undertaking, to my dad, but not to the Martian, who thinks it would be simply life. Honestly, a teapot being the item selected.

My Bum Loving Martian searched for a bag of poop to sleep with. This is certainly a fairly surprising exercise, to me and my children, but not to the Martian, who had decided that this idea is entertaining. Bizarrely, a bag of poop was the thing that was opted for.

My Bum Loving Martian desperately searched for a pint of cider that they would often hug. One might consider this to be a strange thing to do, to you, but not to the Martian, who had decided that the idea was magnificent. You wouldnt have thought, a pint of cider is the thing to opt for.

My Bum Loving Martian desperately looked for a condom to sleep with. This is certainly a new activity, to my children, but not to the Martian, who considered it would be out of this world. Remarkably, a condom would be the item that was opted for.