Her Lonely Martian

Her Lonely Martian desperately wanted a CD player that they would sometimes hug. This might appear to be a fairly strange operation, to most, but not to the Martian, who felt it would be wonderous. Strangely, a CD player having that done to it

Her Lonely Martian carried a bag of poop to demolish. This seems a curious exercise, to many, but not to the Martian, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, amazing. Bizarrely, a bag of poop was the thing that was selected.

Her Lonely Martian often carried a ball that they would sometimes demolish. It was considered to be an exciting proposal, to everybody you know, but not to the Martian, who felt that it was in fact, epic. Who would have imagined, a ball being the item selected.

Her Lonely Martian desperately desired a tomato that they liked to play with. This seems to be a fairly curious thing to do, to me and my parents, but not to the Martian, who thought that this idea was awesome. Strangely, a tomato was the thing that was selected.

Her Lonely Martian carried a cucumber to play with. One might find this to be an exciting undertaking, to me and my parents, but not to the Martian, who thought that the idea was simply life. You wouldnt have imagined, a cucumber would be the item chosen.

Her Lonely Martian looked for a pint of cider that they would occasionally share. It would be a fairly surprising undertaking, to my grandma, but not to the Martian, who considered that it was in fact, miraculous. Strangely, a pint of cider is the item to select.