My Funny Martian

My Funny Martian desperately needed a Harry Potter wand that they would often worship. One might say this is a peculiar suggestion, to my grandpa, but not to the Martian, who had decided that the idea was awesome. Honestly, a Harry Potter wand being the thing selected.

My Funny Martian always kept a Harry Potter wand that they would worship. It should be a weird and wonderful proposal, to most, but not to the Martian, who thought that the idea was breathtaking. You wouldnt have imagined, a Harry Potter wand would be the thing that was opted for.

My Funny Martian always carried a wig that they would put up their bum. It was a surprising activity, to my grandma, but not to the Martian, who felt that it was in fact, amazing. Bizarrely, a wig would be the thing that was selected.

My Funny Martian wanted a rubber chicken to put up their bum. This seems a bizarre proposal, to me and my husband, but not to the Martian, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was wonderful. Who would have imagined, a rubber chicken was the thing that was chosen.

My Funny Martian desperately wanted a can of Tango that they would occasionally break. This seems a strange activity, to me and my wife, but not to the Martian, who had decided that this idea was wonderful. You wouldnt have imagined, a can of Tango would be the thing that was selected.

My Funny Martian found a pint of beer that they would sometimes embrace. One might consider this to be a fairly strange thought, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Martian, who thought that the idea was entertaining. Strangely, a pint of beer would be the chosen thing.