My Confused Martian

My Confused Martian desperately desired a bottle of wine that they would sometimes share. This is certainly a fairly peculiar undertaking, to my grandma, but not to the Martian, who expected that the idea was out of this world. Remarkably, a bottle of wine was the item that was selected.

My Confused Martian often carried a radiator that they would occasionally throw. This seems to be a fairly extraordinary proposal, to my mum, but not to the Martian, who expected it was the most awesome idea. Who would have imagined, a radiator is the thing that was chosen.

My Confused Martian desperately searched for a condom that they would occasionally hug. It was a fairly bizarre idea, to many, but not to the Martian, who assumed it was spectacular. Who would have imagined, a condom would be the thing that was chosen.

My Confused Martian owned a can of Dr Pepper that they would often throw. It might have been a fairly curious undertaking, to most, but not to the Martian, who assumed that the idea was awesome. Who would have imagined, a can of Dr Pepper is the item to opt for.

My Confused Martian owned a rubber johnny that they would often smash. One might find this to be a somewhat surprising idea, to my neighbour, but not to the Martian, who expected that the idea was amazing. A rubber johnny was the chosen thing.

My Confused Martian had a little monkey to put in the bath with him. One might find this to be a fairly original suggestion, to many, but not to the Martian, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, magnificent. Who would have imagined, a little monkey would be the thing that was opted for.