Their Scary Lunatic

Their Scary Lunatic craved for a rubber johnny that they would put down their trousers. One might find this to be a fairly exciting action, to me and my husband, but not to the Lunatic, who assumed that this idea was amazing. You wouldnt have imagined, a rubber johnny was the thing that was selected.

Their Scary Lunatic wanted a custard pie that they would occasionally play with. This is certainly a funny suggestion, to me and my parents, but not to the Lunatic, who felt that this idea is spectacular. You wouldnt have thought, a custard pie would be the thing that was opted for.

Their Scary Lunatic desperately desired a little monkey that they sometimes sleep with. One might find this to be a fairly odd action, to some, but not to the Lunatic, who thinks it would be amazing. Strangely, a little monkey being the thing selected.

Their Scary Lunatic searched for a sword that they would embrace. It is considered to be a fairly weird exercise, to most, but not to the Lunatic, who thinks that this idea was awe-inspring. You wouldnt have imagined, a sword is the thing that was chosen.

Their Scary Lunatic needed a pen that they would sometimes put down their trousers. It was considered to be a fairly new activity, to most, but not to the Lunatic, who expected that the idea was epic. You wouldnt have imagined, a pen being the chosen item.

Their Scary Lunatic had a radiator that they would often put on his head. It was considered to be a fairly curious thing to do, to my mum, but not to the Lunatic, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was wonderous. Who would have imagined, a radiator being the item opted for.