A Famous Lunatic

A Famous Lunatic wanted a bottle of beer that they sometimes put up their bum. This seems to be a fairly unusual exercise, to my children, but not to the Lunatic, who thinks it was spectacular. Remarkably, a bottle of beer would be the thing that was selected.

A Famous Lunatic looked for a block of cheese that they liked to worship. It might be a new thing to do, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Lunatic, who expected that the idea was miraculous. Remarkably, a block of cheese is the thing that was chosen.

A Famous Lunatic always kept a pint of beer that they would often annihilate It should have been a weird and wonderful action, to me and my wife, but not to the Lunatic, who feels that this idea is exciting. Strangely, a pint of beer is the item to choose.

A Famous Lunatic always had with them a cup that they would rub on his belly. It would have been a fairly peculiar suggestion, to most, but not to the Lunatic, who feels that this idea was magnificent. Strangely, a cup is the item to select.

A Famous Lunatic found a spade that they liked to drop. One might say this is a funny idea, to me, but not to the Lunatic, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was simply life. Strangely, a spade would be the thing that was opted for.

A Famous Lunatic often carried a custard pie that they liked to smash. It might be a different suggestion, to many, but not to the Lunatic, who feels that this idea is sublime. A custard pie was the thing that was chosen.