My Cheerful Lunatic

My Cheerful Lunatic desperately wanted a Harry Potter wand that they sometimes put down their trousers. This might appear to be a surprising operation, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Lunatic, who thinks it was wonderful. A Harry Potter wand is the item to choose.

My Cheerful Lunatic always had with them a pint of beer that they would often try to nail to the wall. It is a funny proposal, to everybody you know, but not to the Lunatic, who expected that the idea was wonderful. You wouldnt have thought, a pint of beer is the thing to opt for.

My Cheerful Lunatic wanted a tomato that they would hug. It would be a fairly bizarre idea, to everybody you know, but not to the Lunatic, who had come to the conclusion it was simply life. Bizarrely, a tomato having that done to it

My Cheerful Lunatic desperately looked for a magic 8 ball that they would sometimes demolish. It was considered to be a surprising exercise, to you and me, but not to the Lunatic, who assumed it was breathtaking. You wouldnt have imagined, a magic 8 ball was the thing that was chosen.

My Cheerful Lunatic desperately craved for a pint of beer that they would often sleep with. One might say this is an astonishing undertaking, to my children, but not to the Lunatic, who considered that the idea was the most awesome idea. Remarkably, a pint of beer is the item to choose.

My Cheerful Lunatic wanted a little monkey that they would often cuddle. It is considered to be an unusual undertaking, to me and my husband, but not to the Lunatic, who thinks it was entertaining. You wouldnt have thought, a little monkey was the item that was chosen.