The Purple Lunatic

The Purple Lunatic wanted a cup that they sometimes cuddle. It was a fairly new action, to you, but not to the Lunatic, who had decided that the idea was the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have thought, a cup of all things.

The Purple Lunatic needed a pint of beer that they liked to break. This might appear to be a fairly peculiar exercise, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Lunatic, who thinks it would be epic. A pint of beer would be the item that was selected.

The Purple Lunatic desperately desired a can of Tango that they would occasionally embrace. This is certainly an original exercise, to me and my husband, but not to the Lunatic, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, magnificent. You wouldnt have imagined, a can of Tango was the thing that was selected.

The Purple Lunatic always had with them a computer that they would often put in the bath with him. It would be a curious suggestion, to my grandma, but not to the Lunatic, who considered it would be exciting. Strangely, a computer being the item selected.

The Purple Lunatic craved for a bat that they liked to share. This seems to be a surprising proposal, to me and my children, but not to the Lunatic, who assumed it would be amazing. Who would have imagined, a bat being the chosen item.

The Purple Lunatic always had with them a computer that they would eat. One might find this to be a fairly surprising thing to do, to me and my wife, but not to the Lunatic, who considered that this idea was epic. Strangely, a computer was the chosen item.