The Ugly Lunatic

The Ugly Lunatic always kept a little monkey that they would cuddle. It was a fairly weird thought, to most, but not to the Lunatic, who had decided it was magnificent. Honestly, a little monkey is the thing to opt for.

The Ugly Lunatic found a magic 8 ball that they liked to smash. It is considered to be an extraordinary exercise, to me and my children, but not to the Lunatic, who thinks it was sublime. Strangely, a magic 8 ball would be the thing that was opted for.

The Ugly Lunatic desperately desired a helmet that they liked to demolish. This is certainly a fairly funny approach to life, to most, but not to the Lunatic, who considered it was awesome. Bizarrely, a helmet having that done to it

The Ugly Lunatic desperately wanted a bottle of coke that they sometimes embrace. This could be considered a fairly unusual suggestion, to most, but not to the Lunatic, who thought it would be awesome. Remarkably, a bottle of coke would be the thing that was selected.

The Ugly Lunatic craved for a little monkey that they sometimes put in the bath with him. It would be a fairly unusual proposal, to many, but not to the Lunatic, who expected it would be awe-inspring. Honestly, a little monkey is the item that was chosen.

The Ugly Lunatic desperately searched for a radiator that they would often break. One might say this is an odd thought, to my grandpa, but not to the Lunatic, who assumed that the idea was breathtaking. Remarkably, a radiator being the thing opted for.