Green Lunatic

Green Lunatic looked for a rubber chicken to watch for 10 minutes every morning. It might have been a fairly weird thought, to many, but not to the Lunatic, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was fun. A rubber chicken being the thing selected.

Green Lunatic desperately needed a cucumber that they would occasionally smash. One might say this is a fairly odd exercise, to me and my parents, but not to the Lunatic, who expected that it was in fact, miraculous. You wouldnt have thought, a cucumber was the chosen thing.

Green Lunatic desperately desired a bottle of beer that they would often share. It would be a fairly weird thing to do, to my mum, but not to the Lunatic, who considered that the idea was exciting. Who would have imagined, a bottle of beer was the item that was selected.

Green Lunatic had a chocolate bar that they liked to smash. It was considered to be a fairly bizarre suggestion, to some, but not to the Lunatic, who thinks it was wonderful. You wouldnt have imagined, a chocolate bar would be the chosen thing.

Green Lunatic always carried a bottle of coke that they sometimes experiment on. This seems an exciting action, to most, but not to the Lunatic, who expected that this idea is miraculous. Strangely, a bottle of coke of all things.

Green Lunatic desperately desired a condom that they would often watch for 10 minutes every morning. It might be a weird and wonderful exercise, to my children, but not to the Lunatic, who feels that this idea is magnificent. Who would have thought, a condom was the item that was opted for.