The Dodgy Lunatic

The Dodgy Lunatic always carried a bag of flour that they liked to experiment on. This could be considered a somewhat surprising idea, to some, but not to the Lunatic, who feels that it was in fact, magnificent. You wouldnt have imagined, a bag of flour being the thing opted for.

The Dodgy Lunatic desperately desired a computer that they liked to put in the bath with him. It should have been a fairly astonishing proposal, to many, but not to the Lunatic, who feels it would be the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have thought, a computer was the thing that was selected.

The Dodgy Lunatic always had with them a spade to cuddle. It might be a fairly odd thought, to me and my parents, but not to the Lunatic, who considered that it was in fact, sublime. Strangely, a spade is the item to opt for.

The Dodgy Lunatic desperately desired a CD player that they would sometimes play with. One might consider this to be a new proposal, to many, but not to the Lunatic, who considered it would be epic. Who would have thought, a CD player was the item that was chosen.

The Dodgy Lunatic always kept a ball that they would annihilate It would have been an astonishing action, to me and my husband, but not to the Lunatic, who assumed that this idea is awesome. Bizarrely, a ball was the thing that was chosen.

The Dodgy Lunatic desired a painting of a melon that they sometimes rub on his belly. This seems to be a surprising exercise, to my grandpa, but not to the Lunatic, who felt it would be simply life. Strangely, a painting of a melon was the thing that was chosen.