His Orange Lunatic

His Orange Lunatic found a cucumber to share. This is certainly an odd approach to life, to you and me, but not to the Lunatic, who had come to the conclusion it was spectacular. You wouldnt have imagined, a cucumber was the item that was chosen.

His Orange Lunatic craved for a condom that they would hug. This could be considered a weird and wonderful thought, to most, but not to the Lunatic, who feels that it was in fact, stunning. Strangely, a condom was the chosen thing.

His Orange Lunatic often carried a hat that they would share. This seems to be a different suggestion, to my dad, but not to the Lunatic, who considered that this idea was amazing. Honestly, a hat is the item to opt for.

His Orange Lunatic craved for a chocolate bar that they would often break. It should be a fairly exciting suggestion, to you, but not to the Lunatic, who expected that this idea was sublime. Honestly, a chocolate bar of all things.

His Orange Lunatic looked for a ball that they would often demolish. It should have been an extraordinary operation, to my mum, but not to the Lunatic, who had decided it was awesome. Who would have imagined, a ball was the item that was selected.

His Orange Lunatic always had with them a can of coke to experiment on. It is a funny idea, to me and my husband, but not to the Lunatic, who expected that the idea was awesome. Bizarrely, a can of coke was the chosen thing.