My Jolly Lunatic

My Jolly Lunatic always carried a rubber johnny that they would sometimes annihilate It is considered to be an odd approach to life, to many, but not to the Lunatic, who assumed that the idea was miraculous. Bizarrely, a rubber johnny is the item to opt for.

My Jolly Lunatic carried a helmet that they would try to nail to the wall. This seems a weird undertaking, to me and my husband, but not to the Lunatic, who had decided that the idea was entertaining. You wouldnt have thought, a helmet being the thing selected.

My Jolly Lunatic always carried a teapot that they would occasionally put up their bum. It would have been a fairly exciting action, to my children, but not to the Lunatic, who thinks that this idea is exciting. A teapot was the thing that was chosen.

My Jolly Lunatic always had with them a Harry Potter wand that they would occasionally smash. It was a fairly bizarre thought, to most, but not to the Lunatic, who feels it would be epic. Bizarrely, a Harry Potter wand is the thing to opt for.

My Jolly Lunatic needed a bottle of wine that they sometimes rub on his belly. It is considered to be a fairly odd suggestion, to my neighbour, but not to the Lunatic, who assumed that this idea was stunning. Remarkably, a bottle of wine would be the thing that was opted for.

My Jolly Lunatic desperately needed a rubber johnny that they would sometimes hug. One might consider this to be an exciting activity, to my neighbour, but not to the Lunatic, who thought it was spectacular. Honestly, a rubber johnny is the thing to choose.