A Handsome Lunatic

A Handsome Lunatic looked for a sword that they sometimes share. It would be a fairly peculiar proposal, to me and my husband, but not to the Lunatic, who assumed that this idea was awesome. Who would have imagined, a sword was the item that was selected.

A Handsome Lunatic craved for a condom that they liked to try to nail to the wall. It is an original undertaking, to my grandma, but not to the Lunatic, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was stunning. Strangely, a condom would be the item that was chosen.

A Handsome Lunatic desperately craved for a CD player to watch for 10 minutes every morning. This seems to be a curious activity, to my dad, but not to the Lunatic, who expected that this idea is magnificent. Bizarrely, a CD player being the thing selected.

A Handsome Lunatic had a vibrator that they would often sleep with. One might consider this to be a fairly original proposal, to me and my parents, but not to the Lunatic, who thinks that this idea was the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have thought, a vibrator is the item that was chosen.

A Handsome Lunatic had a hat that they liked to cuddle. It would have been an odd action, to you, but not to the Lunatic, who considered it would be epic. Honestly, a hat would be the chosen thing.

A Handsome Lunatic desperately craved for a bag of poop that they would often put down their trousers. It should be an extraordinary approach to life, to my grandma, but not to the Lunatic, who expected that this idea is amazing. You wouldnt have imagined, a bag of poop is the item that was chosen.