A Stupid Lunatic

A Stupid Lunatic desperately wanted a dildo that they liked to try to balance on their head. One might consider this to be an unusual undertaking, to my grandpa, but not to the Lunatic, who felt that the idea was sublime. You wouldnt have thought, a dildo is the thing to opt for.

A Stupid Lunatic desperately looked for a cucumber that they would insert somewhere. It is a fairly strange undertaking, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Lunatic, who felt that this idea was wonderous. You wouldnt have imagined, a cucumber was the item that was selected.

A Stupid Lunatic desperately desired a can of coke that they would sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. It was a surprising thing to do, to most, but not to the Lunatic, who felt that this idea was breathtaking. You wouldnt have thought, a can of coke being the thing selected.

A Stupid Lunatic looked for a magic 8 ball that they would hug. It is an exciting action, to my children, but not to the Lunatic, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was magnificent. Who would have thought, a magic 8 ball would be the item that was opted for.

A Stupid Lunatic desperately wanted a painting of a melon that they would sometimes insert somewhere. It might be a fairly astonishing activity, to some, but not to the Lunatic, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was out of this world. You wouldnt have imagined, a painting of a melon would be the item that was chosen.

A Stupid Lunatic searched for a sponge that they would experiment on. It was considered to be a fairly bizarre approach to life, to my children, but not to the Lunatic, who considered it was fun. Remarkably, a sponge was the item that was selected.