Depressed Knight

Depressed Knight desperately desired a melon that they would sometimes put in the bath with him. It might be an odd thought, to my mum, but not to the Knight, who had decided that it was in fact, wonderous. You wouldnt have imagined, a melon being the item selected.

Depressed Knight desperately craved for a dildo that they would occasionally embrace. This seems an extraordinary idea, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Knight, who assumed that it was in fact, wonderful. Strangely, a dildo being the item opted for.

Depressed Knight desperately needed a rubber johnny that they liked to put down their trousers. It might be an extraordinary exercise, to me and my children, but not to the Knight, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was magnificent. A rubber johnny being the item selected.

Depressed Knight always had with them a mug that they sometimes put up their bum. One might say this is a fairly original suggestion, to some, but not to the Knight, who felt that the idea was awe-inspring. Remarkably, a mug was the item that was selected.

Depressed Knight had a ball to rub on his belly. One might find this to be a fairly original action, to my dad, but not to the Knight, who expected that the idea was epic. You wouldnt have imagined, a ball being the chosen thing.

Depressed Knight often carried a bottle of wine that they sometimes insert somewhere. It is a strange idea, to many, but not to the Knight, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was miraculous. Bizarrely, a bottle of wine is the thing to choose.